Who is Radioactive Avalon?

Radioactive Avalon is simply a breed of interdimensional beings sent on a quest for international stardom by using the methods of the average hard-working humanoid. Our ancestors infiltrated the music industry beginning in the 1950s by use of mind control through radio waves. Music makers such as Elvis Presley, Conway Twitty, and Buddy Holly wore the human disguises very well and were therefore given the opportunity to be the vehicle for our mind control techniques. Seventy years later, the mind-control techniques have changed but the method of camouflage has remained the same. Now the music makers are hybrids that you know as Justin Bieber, Jay Z, Michael Buble.

So why isn't Radioactive Avalon already known amongst the controlled humans?

The Alien Federation has long been watching the humanoids and their undying lust for fame by means of music creation. We take pity on them. Radioactive Avalon is a collective team of some of our most average aliens who really mean nothing to our race but present a real opportunity for us to empathize with the Earth people. They must work among the humans to deliver their own music songs and methods of brain re-programming. If they succeed, they will be rewarded. If they fail, they will be terminated.